Cole Phelps, LAPD, Ad Vice.



Former Officer in the Marine Corps, receiver of the Silver Star. I'm not here to start any fights, I'm just here to help clean up the streets and make it safer for citizens of Los Angeles.



Now if I may ask a few questions...




Somehow, 234 people are still here. 

Nice to know the citizens care. Sorry for my leave of absence, but after the whole ordeal… Forget it. It’s fine. I’ll be here time to time, I really need to catch up on my work at the office.

Where’s that drunken Pole gone off to?


posted 2 months ago with 4 notes

rangerrp-deactivated20120215 asked: I found your old journal on the street. you seem like a really honorable and smart guy. I tip my hat to you, sir.

Oh, wow. Thank you very much. It’s nice to hear that. And I shall tip my hat back in thanks, good citizen.


posted 5 months ago with 0 notes

Anonymous asked: Does Stefan run in circles often? I uh...well. I noticed Stefan wasn't following me. I called him over, and I saw him running in circles. I walked closer to him, called him, and he said "Phelps, I'm coming!" and he was STILL running in circles. And then laughter was had.

Why was Stefan following you?


posted 5 months ago with 2 notes

Anonymous asked: Which of the three songs Elsa sings is your favorite? (I Always Kill) The Things I Love, Guilty, or Torched Song? :D

Torched Song, for sure. You can hear the emotion in her voice when she sings it.


posted 5 months ago with 0 notes

Anonymous asked: Do you ever get sick of all the slash art? Like..you in love with -insert name of other person here-? It's making me want to throw up caterpillars.

Slash art? What’s that?

/////\\\ They call that art?


posted 5 months ago with 1 note

Anonymous asked: You're so glompable.

I’m so-… what?


posted 5 months ago with 0 notes

Anonymous asked: What kind of pencil do you use? And why do you hold it so funny?

I don’t hold my pencil funny. A regular HB is just fine for me.


posted 5 months ago with 0 notes

Good day, citizen!

Can I still say happy holidays? Ah, to tell with it. Happy holidays!


posted 5 months ago with 0 notes

Anonymous asked: Excuse me? I just got shot in the back of my head... so, could I have SOME HELP HERE?!

You’ll be fine, just a flesh wound.


posted 5 months ago with 0 notes

It’s still Christmas here in LA so… 

jack-b-nimble:

detective-cole-phelps:

jack-b-nimble:

detective-cole-phelps:

Merry Christmas. I’m gonna go spend the rest of in The Blue Room. A good day indeed.

Oh, no that’s okay. 

I’ll just sit here.

Alone.

At home.

With all this food.

That I made.

All by myself.

Nooooooooo big deal.

I’ll be home later tonight, just leave it out on the counter. Just wanted a few drinks, since the Captain never seems to pour me any.

What did you do

Nothing! I just deserve a bit to myself.

(via )


posted 5 months ago with 9 notes (originally from detective-cole-phelps)